RANDOM THOUGHTS & TALKS ON A LAZY SUNDAY...

Reading the new issue of Vogue from cover to cover:
~"I would look so hot in Jennifer Hudson's Golden Globe dress...I've got the big hair, big boobs, big lips and all..."~

Listening to "What Goes Around":
~"Justin Timberlake better have a big tool because I'm gonna bone him..."~

Reading a recap of America's Next Top Model's 2nd episode of the new season on TVGasm.com:
~"The Top Models keep getting uglier and uglier every year..."~

Eating Breyer's butter pecan ice cream but thinking about Friendly's pistachio ice cream:
~"Why are pistachios so good but so annoying to eat? Either they get caught in teeth or they stain your hands smh..."~

Looking at the time:
~"Why didn't I wake up early enough for Mass?"~

Just an everyday thought:
~"Rosie O'donnell gives a bad name to lesbos...her rants are soooo annoying. Get off your soapbox beyotch!"~

~"WHY IS MY COOTER NUMB?"~

On the phone with MB:
~"I wonder how Black Snake Moan ends?"~
~"I so wanna kick that cocksucker assistant manager's ass...he makes like 8.15 an hour, fuck him."~
~"I make $8.15 per hour in my sleep."~

Talking to my grandmother:
~"If my grandfather was still up for grabs, would you grab?"~

~"Does lack of sex cause you to go into early menopause? I mean forreal, is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?"~

:)