"LEAN WIT IT, ROCK WIT IT..."

"I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel."
--Samantha "Sex And The City"

24 hours and I'm off to ATL. I haven't been down there in so long. The last time I went, I really didn't have much fun. I was depressed and not in the mood for a party, which turned out to be what I was there for. That was the year Paul Pierce, Antoine Walker and the rest of the Celts came up from a 40-something point lead to beat the Nets in a playoff game. I knew it would happen.

Paul Pierce is just that amazing. He is seriously underrated as a player. I'm not on his nuts or anything (but I'd like to be...all day long ha!), but I really respect the way he plays and the way he carries himself off the court. I used to work in nightclubs so I've seen the worst of some basketball players, but I must say I have never seen or heard about Paul Pierce losing control in any way.

Moving on...
I'm definitely determined to have fun in The A. Honestly what I need right now is some booty. Too bad one night stands aren't my thing anymore. Believe me, I have tried to do it. I club a lot. Around Thanksgiving I met a guy at China Club who is my type in every way. He was FIIIIIIIIINE ladies. Fine as hell! It felt so good to be touched that way. I've felt so unattractive the past few months. Going without sex for 6 months will do that to you. Why is it so hard to find a decent cut buddy? All I want is a tall and sexy guy with a big dick who can fuck my brains out. He also has to be single, straight, disease-free, and fluent in English. Am I asking too much?

I haven't even SEEN a dick in 6 months. Damn. I LOVE giving blow jobs. I learned that if you do that well, you can pretty much get whatever you want out of a guy. The secret is rationing the head. Don't give it to him on the regular. Make him earn it. (More on that another time). Anyhoo...I've been told that I'm good at it. Really good. Just thinking about it is getting me all hot and bothered. All I want is a regular partner who I feel comfortable enough with to suck his cock raw. And yes, I swallow...don't you?

I've broken two vibrators so far and my rabbit is not looking so healthy these days either. If I don't get some soon I'm gonna die. For real.